But I don’t mind. Was it something I said? But this time it was different. What? Let me tell ya, big mistake. (Puts picture away.) Yes, I’m serious. You’re sick, and that’s okay. I’m your instructor, Archibald Atticus Vanderbilt Carnegie Harvard Dartmouth Stephens Columbia Car-wait, I already said Carnegie, where was I? And this pelo! Sounds like a horrible thing to say, but he didn’t love me. Those two little words, “I do.” Everyone in this church is staring at me. And now it’s this. Great. People start to ask you questions, like “Why do you have a chart?” and “Why were you in the guidance counselor’s office?” And they don’t say it, but you know they’re thinking “Is something wrong with her?”. They are telling their friend who wants to help what they feel and why they still; continue to use drugs. I could be playing Marco Polo with my sister in the evening, still doused in chlorine from the day’s practice. Not today! The white clock on the wall is mocking me. It really is a journey to maturity…you’ll get it someday. I started to wonder if I would ever get out? New York always seemed nice too I guess, but now that I’m here, there’s too many people, and it’s crowded everywhere I go. It seemed like forever until I reached the surface and swam towards the shore. No one’s ever told me I’m ugly. You ever know that kind of fear? Gender: Any As if she were contemplating something. I know I shouldn’t doodle, and I know I’m missing the lesson, but I just can’t help it. I’m legit doing more work in the Spanish class that I’m just taking for extra credit than the class I want to focus my whole life on. I don’t think you get it, one day I can feel like I have the world but the next everything can change, it’s as if you have had everything one day but then have nothing. They wish they could be me. I cannot see myself. 2000 calories isn’t even a pound. Look, I didn’t mean to trespass. Loading... Unsubscribe from Olivia Perrin? It’s just so annoying. All of a sudden, I started to hear Katherine scream and yell my name. Whether you jump, plummet it, tip or fall into it, is a whole other story though. Thank god I changed it to Marilyn. People use your head as an armrest, like ALL the time. All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. It all stops making sense after a while. And it’s HUGE! Second Place Winner! Genre: Dramatic And now, there is something I need to say to you. Okay, you’re looking at me like I’m crazy, I’m sorry go ahead. I mean aren’t we in a day and age where it’s okay to be different? I’m going to stay until you either remember me, or you learn to love me all over again. I think it’s funny, they know I don’t have anywhere to be. Gender: Male or Female Climbing the big birch tree was her favorite past time. Ms. Daniels is going to grade our papers right now? His Wikipedia page is half that many pages, and that has pictures and headings and stuff! By: Alexis P., Age 11, Austin, TX, USA They don’t. Enough to provide drinking water to cities and villages for a year! I remember that she seemed to always be awake. I specifically did not invite her. It’s hard for me, you know? I am thinking about thinking about not thinking and that might be enough make you think about thinking, which is a lot of thinking. I guess I’m ready to talk about it. It’s the one that says ‘princess.’ Yours is the one that says ‘woof.’ Which rhymes with goof. You’re going to be sorry you asked. They were doing that thing where they were trying to keep their voices down, but it’s totally obvious. Okay, bye. That pizza would taste sooo good, and you hardly ever bring home pizza. Third Place Winner! If only I would’ve written the answers on my thigh and not on the hot pink flashcards. Fine. We took the mirror to the landfill, and I was so relieved that she was gone forever. I should probably tell you now, before you notice it. It seemed like I cried forever. There I am, Aladdin’s big fat comedy sidekick. If you’re ever looking for a nice, quiet, safe place to sleep rough in a city, try a graveyard. She will make it impossible to get anything done. You know, just to ask them a few questions like where’s the nearest hardware store, oh and if Theo has any cameras at his house. My mom picked me up that night in the back lot of the drive in. Well, for instance, it means that each person is unique. I didn’t talk when we first met, I felt weird with strangers in my house. So, you go. Trust me on this one. When I came back out again, the car was gone. Yes, mom I know, I was there and you weren’t. That’s over. Thanks for remembering. Good riddance, he’ll say. As you may have noticed, Comma is not here. I mean look at what I have. I guess it’s not all that surprising though, since I live in a pineapple under the sea. It’s torture, I tell you. Billionaires are attractive at any age. No one knows I’m in here. It’s so embarrassing. “We’re going to be okay,” he said, “everything is going to be okay.” but then the doors burst open. Let me keep going. That’s degrading. Gender: Any What happened next felt instant and slow motion all at once. Genre: Dramatic I worry that his soul is not at rest. By: Mckenna S., Lynden, Ontario, Canada; Age 13 They hide their scars by making others bleed. By Tuesday, the family has lost track of time, meals, and any sense of connection to the outside world. Speaking of that nice, glass skylight… the sun coming through the big glass skylight is so warm, and cozy, and I… well. Santa is just a lazy guy with a wiggly belly who works basically one day a year. My cat is not allowed in the blimp because he might scratch a hole in it with his claws, causing the blimp to crash into Venus’ surface, where I will be cooked alive. Ok, those are the rules. The screaming went on for a while…and then it stopped. It was the best Thanksgiving yet, Grammy. Second Place Winner! Obnoxious boy pauses a moment and then says, “Fine. Did you hear that? Every test I took in middle school was a breeze. I walked six miles home in my new heels because I knew that if I ever stepped foot in a car it would probably explode. Well, not any more than the next person, I guess. And on the screen, it said, “You should have done what I asked.” That was the last time I messed with my “supernatural” computer. Hey, can you feel that? Maybe if I tell you about all the things we did, and who we used to be together, you’d remember. My work bag, my pajamas, my shoes, were soaked! I kinda hoped to live up to more than this. Money? People forget who I am and don’t recognize me anymore for I have “changed”. That’s what my mom says anyway. Because evidently with any of the three you can and will eventually go into the sea of death. You can have that power bar you’ve been eyeing on your desk, and I can go ride my skateboard for the next hour. This morning, I went to Starbucks to pick up muffins and iced vanilla chai lattes for me and Haley and Jessica, but the barista spilled one of the coffees all over me. But I’m strawberry too right? Just calm down. Money, designer clothes, loving family. The light turns off. TikTok? It’s a little creepy. I love you. If this were any other year, I would be inside those gates instead of sitting out there on the pavement. Every year, in at least one of my classes, I feel like I’m the “troublemaker.” I’m not trying to disrespect anyone or break any big classroom rules, I just can’t focus. You know, I though falling to your death would be scary, but it was somehow soothing knowing it was all over and I was about to die. Jason! Genre: Dramedy. I’ve moved on. Hurry! Genre: Comedic Kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? I’m not embarrassed; it’s just not what you’re going to expect.Well, if you really want me to say it. I looked down at my sister and felt as if the world was ending. Please vote to acquit. I’m scared one day I’ll walk through that door and my mom will be hurt so badly that I can’t help her. I. Vennewitz, Leila. Indian servants struggle to save furniture from the rising flood waters, to no avail. 911, what is your emergency? Yeah, twelve. I think I had decompression…no, what’s it called…depression. But all she cares about is doing dumb science experiments, mostly tests on me! Nope. Overdone Women’s Monologues. They call it ‘fractal.’ A few more feet and I would have died. But he said that if it broke down because it wasn’t properly maintained, I would have to pay for it. It’s not fair. Trust me when I tell you that I despised all of it. Please login to your account first; Need help? She wants. Gender: Female I hope I can give her strength when she needs it. I was lucky. (Samantha leaves the office) God I hate that woman. Like seriously I don’t know how this happened, it just did I guess. The man raised his gun and pointed it at us. Genre: Dramatic I work in an unsanitary kitchen as a cook. Too bad for you, I’m Spritey O’Doodle. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her. Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. Or, at least I was. Oh, no… I think they’re ripping through the sheets I put over the skyligh! (Looks around the room.) So, no, I don’t accept your apology, and I never will. I covered my ears and ran inside and closed the door. I went into Pink, right? Not to worry. Third Place Winner! I really am innocent. Send-to-Kindle or Email . Imagine walking down a dark alley-way lined with brick buildings, garbage and junk. (Stops. Description: A Chinese mother lectures her child about how easy her life is. So much and I would do almost anything to get back to it all. By: Thalia O., Lakewood, CA, USA, Age 16 No, I don’t want anything at all. And she found that, had it. Well, good morning world. Also, she doesn’t have any big dogs in the house, or any other risk factors that could result in injury. I’ve got a date. I blame the snores from the five other people in this room. But hey, there’s a rumor going around that when I get back, I’m going to be the coolest kid in school! I’m nothing to him. Be careful what you wish for. It’s okay to tell me. This wasn’t an easy task, but I was able to forge a test ticket. Oh, you like her? The monsters who hide curled up in a beautiful skin. Struggles and gets frustrated. It didn’t matter in the end, I knew it wouldn’t, paper cranes can’t cure cancer, I know that. My name is Chris Johnson and I have something important to tell you. FABIO?! In your next class period, you slip a piece of chewing gum in your mouth. I’m in here! Maybe then he can rest. Got arrested and ended up in a juvenile detention center. oh…oh… They did that? I could blame it on my father, but it was me who took away the only thing I loved, the only thing that truly made me happy. Description: A character talks to a younger version of herself (or himself). Coronavirus? No? I gave him a little call the other day. So I went to the headmaster and I told (Tries again. Genre: Comedic. That’s why it hurt so much when you moved away. Oh yeah… Microwave some popcorn? What is wrong with me? I’m keeping it! By: Eli J., Sarasota, Florida, USA, Age 15 (Shows the picture.) I rest my case. A torrential jungle rain causes flooding. Karen, listen to me. I said I was finished with dinner and asked to be excused. By: Ethan Roberts, Age 12, Plymouth, England He taped you to the back of his car because his tail-light was out. But I wasn’t in the mood to play her games…. Second Place Winner! It was one of those summer nights when rage-filled clouds obscured the sky and the night birds and the cicadas were silent. He said, “Sweetie I’ve enrolled you in college. Full of emptiness however, like invisible metal, weighing me down and inhibiting me from saying anything other than that I have nothing to say. and so I ignored it. First Place Winner! Since she wasn’t really around much with her work and everything, I decided that I could take the train from Ohio to Pennsylvania, to stay with my aunt because that seemed like my only option as long as I was away from home. I studied my butt off for the SAT’s to get into this kind of college, and this is what I get for my hard work? Genre: Dramatic. Gender: Any VSCO girls? It took a lot for me to come to terms and accept myself and I’m going to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Sure, I’ll never actually get married for love. And remember, if you have something cool inside your house, remember to lock up when you leave! No! 2) My cat has been looking for the squeaking “mouse” for the past two weeks. Oh! unachievable. You know, when I got married to my first husband, Charlie, I was so nervous. It’s just little things that don’t seem racist as a kid, until you’re way older, and then you realise, wow (pause), the world sucks. At a time like this, she is just sitting there reading? Walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and left foot, two steps right foot, two steps and… (pauses) Shoot! I’m not … scared of them. That’s a long time. Right now, I want all ears please… there was a prophesy – that means a prediction by the Gods – that if anybody ate anything from the Underworld, they would have to stay there. I know that’s what they all say. Description: The genie in ‘Aladdin’ vents his frustrations “What are you doing, mommy?” I asked. And you know why so many do it? You’re already on thin ice in this class so, you give pass him a piece while also giving him the stink-eye. Because when I was your age, my mother was gone. And not just because he’s just a head, I mean… (Talking to self.) I come from a mixed family, my mom’s like half cherry, dad’s rocky road. All I have to say is wow. I’m the one who calls the shots around here, see? But anyway, I didn’t feel like talking to her, so I went up to my room to do homework. What did I just say? And that matters. Genre: Comedic (Pause.) That is the basic questions you ask your husband’s parents, right? I gather you all here today, to celebrate and remember the life of our dearest friend. I heard men with heavy guns yelling at people to get in line. Fine. Those crocs? This is gonna be a piece of cake.” I tried to be brave and said “You’re right! No! Let’s just cut this short okay. I think that’s what it’s called when you are sad all the time. I have done that before. But from now on, I’m taking the stairs. I rushed to their room and saw him hovering over her, hitting her over and over. I miss her SO much. I didn’t think that I would miss home, but I really do. So, you go ahead and do what you gotta do. But he was dead. Barely. Mostly, I want wings so that I could take flight. They never accept me the way I am. 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